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  • Take care of your eyes, it’s the only balls you have
    Take care of your eyes, it’s the only balls you have
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  • Well, aren’t you a little ray of pitch black?
    Well, aren’t you a little ray of pitch black?
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  • Some people are like slinky’s, useless, but make you smile when you push them down the stairs
    Some people are like slinky’s, useless, but make you smile when you push them down the stairs
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  • You know what I like about people? Their dogs
    You know what I like about people? Their dogs
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  • I would unplug your life support to charge my phone. Period.
    I would unplug your life support to charge my phone. Period.
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  • My age is very inappropriate for my behavior
    My age is very inappropriate for my behavior
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  • If I promise to miss you, will you go away?
    If I promise to miss you, will you go away?
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  • Why has no one hit you with a shovel yet?
    Why has no one hit you with a shovel yet?
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  • I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter
    I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter
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  • Shut your face when you are talking to me
    Shut your face when you are talking to me
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  • Patience: what you have when there are too many witnesses
    Patience: what you have when there are too many witnesses
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  • You literally are the Monday of my life
    You literally are the Monday of my life
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  • Not a single one of my multiple personalities like you
    Not a single one of my multiple personalities like you
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  • Silence is Golden, duct tape is silver
    Silence is Golden, duct tape is silver
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  • Awww my middle finger likes you
    Awww my middle finger likes you
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  • Underestimate me. That’ll be fun.
    Underestimate me. That’ll be fun.
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  • Shut up, you’ll never be the man your mother is.
    Shut up, you’ll never be the man your mother is.
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  • I had my patience tested. I’m negative.
    I had my patience tested. I’m negative.
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  • Abracadabra! Nope, you’re still a b*tch
    Abracadabra! Nope, you’re still a b*tch
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  • You really should come with a warning label
    You really should come with a warning label
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  • I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud?
    I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud?
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  • I don’t think the wheels on his bus go round and round
    I don’t think the wheels on his bus go round and round
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  • Oh, you think I gave a sh*t? How cute
    Oh, you think I gave a sh*t? How cute
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  • Stop petting my peeve
    Stop petting my peeve
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  • Not my circus, not my monkeys
    Not my circus, not my monkeys
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  • You look like I need a drink
    You look like I need a drink
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  • Well, my imaginary friend thinks you have a serious mental problem
    Well, my imaginary friend thinks you have a serious mental problem
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  • Save your breath… You’ll need it to blow up your date
    Save your breath… You’ll need it to blow up your date
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  • Cole Ostamie
    Cole Ostamie
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  • Max E. Pad
    Max E. Pad
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  • Poppa Woode
    Poppa Woode
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  • Diabeetus
    Diabeetus
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  • I eat mop who
    I eat mop who
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  • E. Norma Stits
    E. Norma Stits
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  • Lou Sass
    Lou Sass
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  • Tally Whacker
    Tally Whacker
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  • Anita Dump
    Anita Dump
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  • Anita Phart
    Anita Phart
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  • Hugh Janus
    Hugh Janus
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  • Harry Balsak
    Harry Balsak
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