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  • I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter
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  • Patience: what you have when there are too many witnesses
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  • You literally are the Monday of my life
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  • Not a single one of my multiple personalities like you
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  • Silence is Golden, duct tape is silver
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  • Underestimate me. That’ll be fun.
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  • Shut up, you’ll never be the man your mother is.
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  • I had my patience tested. I’m negative.
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  • You really should come with a warning label
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  • I don’t think the wheels on his bus go round and round
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  • Oh, you think I gave a sh*t? How cute
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  • Stop petting my peeve
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  • Not my circus, not my monkeys
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  • You look like I need a drink
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  • Well, my imaginary friend thinks you have a serious mental problem
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  • Save your breath… You’ll need it to blow up your date
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  • She’s busier than a cat covering crap on the marble floor
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  • Tess Tickles
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